Good day. My name is Ky Mori. You may not remember me but you briefly stopped by my house last month a couple days before Christmas. Through a huge misunderstanding I believe that you somehow received the impression that my family and I were aliens who abducted you and I’m writing to explain.
First of all you might be wondering about all the equipment with flashing and blinking lights that made peculiar noises. Well you must understand that my parents are computer software designers and they work out of our house. Therefore all their newest technologies are stored and tested in our home. It wasn’t alien equipment. Also my parents have always been creative so they liked the idea of living in a house that is dome shaped and built from a web of light metal tubing with a special clear plastic covering it. To be honest with you I didn’t like the idea at first either but it does have some advantages like making you feel as though you are actually outside while still being warm. It really is fascinating. As well my Dad, Tan Mori is Japanese. We like to keep connected with that heritage by doing things such as eating Japanese food like okonomiyaki, which is exactly what we served you that cold, rainy night. As for our appearance we weren’t aliens. We simply have a family tradition every Christmas to watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” in our red flannel pyjamas with matching red slippers that our Grandma in Japan sent us. I know they are king of dorky but hey you can’t hurt your Grandma’s feelings. Finally don’t take this the wrong way but you smelled very strongly of alcohol and cigarette smoke which leads me to believe you were intoxicated the night you found yourself outside our door. This led you to see things differently and, pardon my bluntness, incorrectly. In conclusion I would like to repeat the fact that my family and I are not aliens and there were simply some misunderstandings.
Thank-you for your time and I am sorry about any inconvenience this whole situation may have caused. If you have any questions or would like a more in depth explanation please feel free to contact me by phone at 1-643-2789 or write me back at the address on the front of this letter.